Invisible Pills Oct. 10th, 2006

So I have been searching quite a few sites lately that claim to have the secret pill that makes people invisible.  So I purchased some at a reasonable price.  Now you are probably thinking why would I want to be invisible?  Well, I didn't buy them for me; actually I bought them for other people.  I figure that if I can slowly slip all these pills to everyone I know I will be free and clear of the sight of them.  I know I will still be able to hear them, but their voices will be get lost in between all the other voices I already hear.  You probably think I am crazy; well those that know me; already know this important fact.  However; this is a legitimate idea of mine.  Invisible people cannot work; I mean what boss would hire someone they can only hear.  The boss will just think he is going crazy.  The end result is more jobs will be available for me.  I kind of want to be a manager at Caribou; so bye Brandon; and I want to be a corporate drone; so bye bye Steph; and a bagel guy; Mario; and a printer; there goes Mike and Jason; and a nail tech; Good bye Jenni; and I want to own my own company; so good bye Grandpa and Uncle Don; yep; I am best solo; I would love a partner in this thing called life; but if I never find that one unique chick that allows me to feel everything I cannot feel alone; then I would rather be alone.  Good bye cold world; (tear); I just want to re-iterate my invisible pills came in the mail today.  I took one just to test it out; and my co-workers can still see me.  So either I got scammed or maybe it takes a while for them to kick in.  I am going to try again tomorrow; or maybe my high quantity of coffee intake is messing with the effects of the pill....Yeah; no coffee tomorrow either.  So; by the time this woman I search for finds me; I will be alone with no family or friends.  Just a single celled organism floating in the abyss; looking to reproduce and make more of me; scary thought huh?  You're damn right that's a scary thought.  Well back to the wonderful world of cable television; it's tape change time; maybe I don't want another job after all; I love my life....C ya

Oh yeah; I am really listening to the new Senses Fail album; it went on sale today; but I got a copy to review for my radio station a few days ago.  I love my other job too.  I am reviewing; and everyone knows I am not an Emo kid; but I do like this band.  Their lyrics are tight; and their guitars, drums, and bass make a wicked combo.  If you are a fan; they did not disappoint on this album.