So; I have roommates everyone knows this; but Steph has a problem with allergies. So the toilet paper consumption in the house is off the charts.
I had to stop on my way home today from school. I grabbed a coffee and a few rolls. I am wearing all black today; not too out of the ordinary for a cold day; but black none the less. I was walking away from Belmont today and everyone was staring at me. I know it is halloween and yeah; when you see a skater walking with T.P. you might expect a neighbor's house to be covered in the stuff; but NO! The T.P. is for personal consumption at the casa. I like to have it available when nature calls. There is nothing more upsetting to me than to go into the bathroom and find out there is no TP. Yeah; that is becoming normal here; and I am going to have hurt some feelings soon. It is uncalled for; if I use the last of something I replace it; I don't wait hoping someone else will pick up the slack. I mean; what if I decided to not pay the electric bill; would I hear bitching about how we are in the dark. Well, my asshole has no mouth; so I have to speak for it. This is ridiculous. Like I say over and over again; FRAT HOUSE!!! And momma's not here to take care of you.
On a lighter note; when you see that guy walking home with a cup of coffee and a bundle of TP under his arm; and even if he is wearing all black; maybe he just has to drop a deuce and he has roommates. So; don't stare at him with mean looks; because maybe; just maybe he will come back and TP your house tonight... Just Maybe...
Hope all is well on whatever battle front you are fighting on today. I got cast for another play that starts rehearsing next week; right in time for this show I am doing to end. So I guess my schedule stays hectic til Christmas; then VACATION!!!! I can't wait to bounce out of this state for a few weeks. Yeah; it will be a good release; this city is depressing the shit out of me; but luckily I bought some TP today; so no problem...
Later on;
I hope Better Days and Better Lays lie ahead for everyone....
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Sunday, March 13, 2011
When you see a guy dressed in black and carrying toilet paper... Oct. 25th, 2006
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