The Beauty of Bread Aug. 19th, 2006

Bread has become my new favorite food.  It is delicious.  With or without butter.  And for all you health freaks out there, I said BUTTER.  The real stuff, the kind that clogs your arteries and raises your cholesterol levels.  Yeah, the french baguettes are awesome.  I have found myself buying them from the bakery.  Soft and fresh.  Bread has become my favorite food.  I don't have to prepare it, I just take a piece and eat it.  It is awesome.  I love BREAD.  Bread oh, bread in my head, bread yeah I said bread, bread is the essence of life, with water of course, but hey coffee has water in it, so bread and coffee, what a combo, throw in a marlboro and we have a party.  Bread, coffee, and cigarettes my next bestseller.  The facts of bread are....Okay, I have to do some research on that, but bread is awesome.  Tell your friends, it is catching on, it is going to be the next big trend.  French bread, Italian bread, rye bread, white bread, corn bread, wheat bread, so which side is your bread buttered on?