Suppose I was a slug April 20th, 2005

So this is life, bullshit, I say, find another way
Find a way where no man has walked, why do I want to follow in someone's footsteps.
i walk my own path, that is probably why my dad tossed my ass.
oh well, lesson learned, never tell the p's you want to drink and smoke yourself to death.
Never tell the p's anything, except about last night's fling.
the pops always wants to hear about you and that fine little filly.
the one you brought home last week with herpes and sour feet.
sick and demented the world is, yoda talk for we're fucked.
dastardly and incomprehensible I will be,
follow my path and see,  all the damage I create from day to day
sucker, I say, you have been following a madman
a psychotic, one who has no boundary or a god to call on
For twenty bucks a month, I can be your God, spiritual advisor, and sponsor
all in one.  What a deal, now bow down to your creator,......................
I am waiting, still waiting, damn cowards always run before they pay up.
I got something for you in the afterlife, something sick and twisted.
Like a syringe filled with rat poison, ah the insanity, the insanity, the insanity
release me please my head hurts. 
"Here's a pill to make you happy,"  The doctor says.
I don't need no pills, doc, SMILES HAVE NEVER BEEN MY STRONG POINT.